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Well I guess I am a young fogey then! Seriously, the thought of walking up to a bartender and ordering any of the following absurd drink names is just way too silly:

shit on the grass http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=1384
silk panties http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=1389
sex with a porcupine http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=1377
slippery dick http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=1401
sloppy wet kiss http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=1406
Slow Comfortable Screw
http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=1408
chocolate banana enema http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=347

Furthermore the drinks sound atrocious by the descriptions. It actually gets much worse as far as juvenile ribaldry. Follow these links if you dare...http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=377, http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=574


However, I have to admit that I like a drink with a famously sissy name. It started with a college roommate who used to add a dash of Grenadine to a glass of 7-UP. I tried it and liked it, and later was told that that was essentially a "Shirley Temple," although the original is made with ginger ale.




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we used to drink the "Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall" when I was in college. I don't remember what was in it. matter-of-fact, I don't remember much from then...





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I've long wanted to develop the Shirley Temple Black but I haven't figured out whether it was a Shirley Temple with a shot of dark creme de cacao or with a shot of Black Bush.

A bartender (female) and the cocktail waitresses at a bar I used to call home, tired of being leeringly asked for Slow Comfortable Screw invented the Long Slow Screw in the Back Seat of a Golden Cadillac. I never did find out what was in it.


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I've long wanted to develop the Shirley Temple Black

Mebbe mixin' a little grenadine and 7-Up into a Black Russian? I used to drink Black Russians once, but I could never remember anything after the second drink, so I gave 'em up


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Black Russian

We found ourselves drinking our black Russians too easily and decided we needed to rough the drink up a little. We discovered that we got a different price if we described the Black Mandarin as a Black Russian with orange juice or as a Screwdriver with Kahlua.


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Ooh! I used to drink Golden Cadillacs; they're delicious! Though my drink of choice remains a grasshopper--speaking of unappetizing names. Thanks again, Sweetie! I'd be pretty reluctant to order most of the drinks on your list. I did notice that a couple actually have a bit of relevance. For ex., Slow Comfortable Screw seems to be sloe gin and Southern Comfort added to a screwdriver. Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall seems to be the same, added to a Harvey Wallbanger.


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And lemme tell ya, they don't call Mogen David wine "Mad Dog" for nuthin'!


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I have to admit that I like a drink with a famously sissy name

Hey Alex, I love Shirley Temples too! I always drink 'em when invited for dinner at Swiss Chalet (chicken 'n' ribs chain, for them as doesn't have it).

And your mention of "silk panties" reminded me of a story told me by a boyfriend, long ago. He was a waiter and once served a table of guys who asked him to bring them each a "six forty-nine." He did not know what this was (apart from the name of, um, a national lottery? or provincial? not sure - anyway, it's known as Lotto 649 or just 649). They told him that a 649 is always different, because it is created by counting six bottles in from the right on the first row of bottles behind the bar, then four bottles in from the left on the next row, then nine bottles in from the right again on the next row. (Or I might have got my lefts and rights mixed up. You can do it either way, I guess....) This makes for some pretty unlikely combinations at times. I tried it at a bar in Valdez, Alaska, once (needless to say, I had to explain about the whole Canadian lottery thing!), and what I got was revolting! think it was something like a mixture of pear brandy, pineapple liqueur and blue curacao or something weird like that.

But the fellers this boyfriend was serving that day were luckier, and got something drinkable, and decided to remember the concoction and have it again sometime....And they called it "silk panties." I went and had a look at this recipe you offer, and it only has two ingredients, so clearly isn't the same....(Before I looked I was all excited, thinking I knew the origin of the drink! wrong.... )


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