Well I guess I am a young fogey then! Seriously, the thought of walking up to a bartender and ordering any of the following absurd drink names is just way too silly:

shit on the grass http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=1384
silk panties http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=1389
sex with a porcupine http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=1377
slippery dick http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=1401
sloppy wet kiss http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=1406
Slow Comfortable Screw
http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=1408
chocolate banana enema http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=347

Furthermore the drinks sound atrocious by the descriptions. It actually gets much worse as far as juvenile ribaldry. Follow these links if you dare...http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=377, http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=574


However, I have to admit that I like a drink with a famously sissy name. It started with a college roommate who used to add a dash of Grenadine to a glass of 7-UP. I tried it and liked it, and later was told that that was essentially a "Shirley Temple," although the original is made with ginger ale.