Hey, tsuwm! Open your eyes! We're sittin' around wanting to lie to each other with made-up definitions, and we need you to organize us, keep us from runnin' hog-wild, and provide us with a rare winter word. Remember! We're a bunch of smarty-butts, we like lyin' to each other, and we already know a lot of winter words and phrases, such as " 'Penguins are prolate spheroids,' according to Dr. Bill."

If you don't hurry up and give us a boreal, wintry Hogwash entry, milum might step in, take over, and things would never, ever be the same here in the pen. Besides, they don't know squat about winter in Alabammy.