Look, if I was the one that did this, I didn't do it, it was one of my pesky granddaughters who like to play with my computer when they come over for a visit and find me passed out asleep on the couch. I offered to sell the lot of them them to a passing band of wild indians but was turned down.

But whoever committed this unconscionable breech of board etiquette, assuming it wasn't me, doesn't deserve to be in the company of even the most lowest of the low of the Carpal Tunnels on this board, who by the latest numeral count, I understand to be WhitmanO'Neill.