I think we did something like this last year this time.

But how 'bout brainstorming words related to the turkey, humorous, tangential, or otherwise?

I'll begin:

1. turkey (the fowl)
2. meleagrine (tsuwm finally pounded it into my head)
3. wattles
4. snood
5. beak
6. wishbone
7. turkey (a lousy production)
8. gobble
9. gobbler
10. hen
11. turkey call (the wooden object you rub to make the call)
12. "Turkey in the Straw" (fiddle tune)
13. Benjamin Franklin ('cuz he wanted the turkey to the be national bird of the US)
14. Wild Turkey (the liquor; very good)
15. club sandwiches ('cuz turkey's good on 'em)
16. turkey trot (whatever that is)
17. turkey shoot (whatever that is)
18. Turkmenistan (just to see whether anybody's still reading)