Fix would imply something is broken, and if MS charge full price and sold me something it admitted was broken, i could demand my money back..

instead, they remediate issues...
classically, it comes down to how many MS software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is no need to change the lightbulb, darkness is a feature. how ever, if we decide to improve, modify or remediate the software, we might, in the future also offer light as well as darkness..