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Also, please notice that poor, poor tsuwm is patiently waiting for Consuelo's vote.
What's your beef? Or what are you porking about over anyway?
Consuelooooooooooooooo? Where arrrrrrrrrrrrre you?
All right! Alabama vs. Minnesota...almost like First Manassas all over again!...or would that be Second Manassas?
Ditch Wrestling, if you don't know, is a gentleman's sport and it ain't dishonest and dirty like Low Texas Pool or Hogwash. The rules are simple; as many as wants, good ole boys get into a smoothe red clay ditch and wrestle. The last one still in the ditch before sundown is the winner. I was always the last man in the ditch. Why if I, by mistake, lived in Minnesota, they would of made me governor.
But I don't like to brag, besides my ditch wrestling days are behind me. Today I indulge in intellectual pursuits. Hey tswum, wanna jump in an intellectual ditch and see who climbs out? Be warned I can name the captials of all fifty states except Alaska and Hawiai and I can spell better than you think.
Naw, forget my big talk. Truth is I'm a bit lonely down here with no one to talk with everyday but Andy, Hazzard, and Jimmy Jay, and I wanted a real honest-to-god wise-cracking yankee to talk with from time to time to keep me sharp when I have to go to Atlanta and trade. I hope my smart mouth will be forgiven by yall 'cause from now on I'm gonna sit back and just behave.
I hope my smart mouth will be forgiven by yall 'cause from now on I'm gonna sit back and just behave.
Shucks, milum, if you just behave, that'll be like wwh gone Puritan on us.
Don't worry, dear dubs - our good friend milum has always, unfailingly, behaved. So his declaration will make absolutely no difference. He will carry on behaving.
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