I could have sworn I posted this before, but I did searches and got nothing.

Carmen Miranda is marrying Yves Montand. In a ceremony thaat merges their two cultures, after the vows are exchanged, she will let down her hair and comb it with a comb of solid gold that is a weddig gift from her new mother-in-law. "She'll be Carmen Miranda Montand when she combs."

Dammit, I KNOW I posted this before. Because Jackie came back with a pun about the six white horses. Why can't I find it???


TEd