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Only if you don't get your thumbs caught between them.
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Sounds like fun, and in a couple of days we can have an impromptu contest about who knows the most jokes with the aforementioned punchlines :-)
But.
For future reference: doesn't this thread more properly belong in the "Wordplay and Fun" forum?
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"No, I'm just here to get my nails trimmed."
Many years ago I went to a comedy club where the comedy duo passed around pieces of paper on which people wrote punch lines, and which they then wove into a fabric as they pulled each in turn out of a hat.
The foregoing was my contribution and apparently was well-known to most of the audience, since it got the largest laugh of the skit.
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