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Apologies - perhaps the inappropriate section of the site but look at the richness of the response.
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Need there be a discernable purpose?
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I can't believe your husband still believes in genies
I felt your presents
No tomatoes
because it was stuck to the foot of the chicken
we're off to the cinema tomorrow
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We're delighted, of course, but we can never go to that restaurant again.
He's got one, but he never wears it.
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"The pay isn't much but the tips are big."
"Yeah, and it's deep too!"
"White-out on the computer screen."
"What are you selling this time, cancer?!"
"(any number). (any number) to (some task) and (any other number) to (some other task possibly, but not necessarily, related to changing light bulbs)!"
And, my favorite - "What makes you think I'm NOT wearing a tuxedo?!"
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Carpal Tunnel
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What makes you think I'm NOT wearing a tuxedo?!
Which, of course, brings to mind the *other classic, "Why would you name a drink 'Bob'?"
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