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Does anybody know any punchlines? Not jokes - just punchlines i.e ...and the vicar said "I'm sorry Mrs Miggins but we don't have any more aubergines left."
Could be fun.
I'm off to Nottingham for a few days. Will be offline for a bit. Will be back Wednesday.
regards and try some rockcakes if you get the chance.
Has anyone seen my compass?
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Not jokes - just punchlines
Um....why?
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you don't. you get down off a duck.
formerly known as etaoin...
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The one that got Berke Breathed into a world of trouble:
So the nun said, "Pass the pickle, please."
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No,no, Faldage! the nun said "Your vicar is thicker and slicker and quicker than you." I purposely left out "longer and stronger"
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Then the Fool said to the geezer, "Must of been a different nun."
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And the butler said "Not that shaggy, sir!"
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"...the chicken was delicious!"
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"Just what did the chicken _do_?"
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"Don't rightly know. Never been able to catch one!"
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It's the plumber!! --- one leg is both the same. --- These Fokkers are flying Messerschmidts!
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