Ah, poor, poor tsuwm! You think we've been reduced to, dare I say it, cheating?

I don't think so. I prefer to maintain my innocence here and think Old Uncle Juwng's theory was flapping its wings in the Ever Ever Land of our collective unconsciouness(es).

'Sides. Remember Richard Petty. He said, "If you gonna cheat, cheat neat" and he sure never mentioned googling.