I will refrain from mentioning the recent no hitter but content myself with noting the Pitcher in that recent game became one of just three who have pitched a no hitter in two leagues.
RED SOX! RED SOX! RAH! RAH! RAH!

Now, in general, about baseball: it was drawn to my attention by a psychaitrist chum who happens to be of Irish descent (rara avis) that the game of baseball is very erotic
Consider the shapes of bat and ball, and then all the double entendre ways in which the jargon has been co-opted to describe, ahem, courtship.

Now, to dodge the Gutter Police, let's consider golf.
OOOpps, they are lurking behind the trees in the rough!
WHY, oh why, did I bring this up?
{groan}
I can't stop myself!
HELP!
wow