#84855
10/26/2002 5:51 PM
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It is now time, for me to share with all, the age-old question: <raised eyebrow, maniacal smile, sweaty knees>
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How long is a piece of string? <flapping robes, evil cackle>
The answer iiiissss..........
Twice as long as half it's length!
<nonsensical muttering, shuffleing off back to whence I came...>
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#84856
10/26/2002 5:54 PM
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I'm not weird, I'm just special... 
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#84857
10/26/2002 6:11 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Dear bonzaialsatian: Please allow me to felicitate you on your remarkable command of the obvious.
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#84858
10/26/2002 6:22 PM
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Bah! Now that you come to mention it... well it it sounded good in my head, and I can never resist a few stage directions. <cautious sideways glances, surruptitious prising of eyes away from keyboard and back to homework>
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#84859
10/26/2002 7:27 PM
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I'm not weird, I'm just special... Uh...huh.  Oh well, that's no stranger than some of the rest of us have gotten from time to time.
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#84860
10/27/2002 2:46 AM
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old hand
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Well, I liked it....I have ALWAYS wanted to know how long a piece of string is. Now I do! 
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#84861
10/27/2002 4:14 PM
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S'apleasure! <annoying self-rightious grin>, I can also tell you the kicking force of the average full-grown ostrich or the hobbies and interests of most yellow-striped sea slugs, should you be interested... <Knowledgeable snort> EDIT (from my alter-ego): Don't encourage her or she'll never stop, and this forum will be turned into some kind of twisted sea slug lovers web community! 
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#84862
10/28/2002 5:01 PM
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old hand
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or the hobbies and interests of most yellow-striped sea slugs, should you be interested...
YES PLEASE! I dated one once, and I never COULD figure out what his hobbies and interests were. I think we had a failure to communicate....
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#84863
10/29/2002 1:31 AM
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yellow-striped sea slugs, should you be interested...
YES PLEASE! I dated one once, [splattering iced tea e] Sounds like somebody I know, my dear.
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#84864
10/29/2002 4:53 PM
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That's odd ... I drove one for a number of years. It was a 1972 Vauxhall Chevette, known far and wide as "The Yellow Peril". For all sorts of reasons.
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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#84865
10/29/2002 5:21 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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I drove one for a number of years ... known far and wide as "The Yellow Peril". For all sorts of reasons.
Reason #1: CK was driving it.
*rimshot*
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#84866
10/30/2002 1:38 PM
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That was one of them ...
*raspberry*
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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#84867
11/01/2002 12:45 AM
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Similar to the original post, an old favorite:
Q: How far can a dog run into the woods?
A: Halfway, because if he runs any farther he'll be running OUT of the woods.
And anyway, How much sea could a sea slug slug if a sea slug could slug seashells by the seashore?
(...or something like that.)
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#84868
11/01/2002 1:20 AM
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Good one, CJ! Till he got full, I guess! :-)
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