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It is now time, for me to share with all, the age-old question: <raised eyebrow, maniacal smile, sweaty knees> ... How long is a piece of string? <flapping robes, evil cackle> The answer iiiissss..........
Twice as long as half it's length! <nonsensical muttering, shuffleing off back to whence I came...>
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I'm not weird, I'm just special...
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Dear bonzaialsatian: Please allow me to felicitate you on your remarkable command of the obvious.
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Bah! Now that you come to mention it... well it it sounded good in my head, and I can never resist a few stage directions. <cautious sideways glances, surruptitious prising of eyes away from keyboard and back to homework>
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I'm not weird, I'm just special... Uh...huh. Oh well, that's no stranger than some of the rest of us have gotten from time to time.
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Well, I liked it....I have ALWAYS wanted to know how long a piece of string is. Now I do!
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S'apleasure! <annoying self-rightious grin>, I can also tell you the kicking force of the average full-grown ostrich or the hobbies and interests of most yellow-striped sea slugs, should you be interested... <Knowledgeable snort> EDIT (from my alter-ego): Don't encourage her or she'll never stop, and this forum will be turned into some kind of twisted sea slug lovers web community!
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or the hobbies and interests of most yellow-striped sea slugs, should you be interested...
YES PLEASE! I dated one once, and I never COULD figure out what his hobbies and interests were. I think we had a failure to communicate....
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yellow-striped sea slugs, should you be interested...
YES PLEASE! I dated one once, [splattering iced tea e] Sounds like somebody I know, my dear.
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That's odd ... I drove one for a number of years. It was a 1972 Vauxhall Chevette, known far and wide as "The Yellow Peril". For all sorts of reasons.
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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