Ha! Come back to good old Wellybro, Rhube. There's been full-scale nightly hostilities involving 105mm artillery barrages and mine-laying operations on the Hemmingwell Estate behind us - with the police occasionally weighing in with artillery spotting helicopters. Add to that the gangs of Hell's Tweenies and the Subteens from Sodom (from the same area) extorting treats at every door in the street since the middle of this month. And it'll go on until the middle of next month, too ...

All jolly damned fine, not.






The idiot also known as Capfka ...