All right, this thread has now proven for a fact that liguaphiles are nerds (me included). We have all missed the obvious <out of baseball> terminology of going around the bases. How many of you gentlemen have not talked about getting to first base with your girlfriend as a teenager, and wishing for “ heaven by the dashboard light” by getting to second, third and, miracle of miracles, home.

Now ladies, admit it, you’ve heard of this too .