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#84713 10/25/02 02:35 PM
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just got this from friends in Oz - hope y'all like it too! - M

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Loquacious Transubstantiate


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK :

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex

Nope, no more booze for me

Sorry, but you're not really my type

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight

Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing


#84714 10/26/02 01:12 AM
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**hic** i deg to biffer... s'all pimple soo say...


#84715 10/27/02 03:51 PM
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i deg to biffer... s'all pimple soo say...

Yerse... and you're gorgeous, an' I feel perfickly cape- <hic> -ubble o'drivin...


#84716 10/28/02 07:32 PM
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Back in my long-ago drinking days we used the following rhyme:

Starkle, starkle, little twink.
Who the hell you are, I think?
I am not under the alkifluence of inkihol
As some thinkle seem to peep I am!

If you could recite this, you could have another drink. Inability to get through the dreaded "Starkle, Starkle" meant that you were cut off.


#84717 10/29/02 12:51 AM
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Inability to get through the dreaded "Starkle, Starkle" meant that you were cut off.

Vicious, CJ!

I'd never ever manage to get drunk under those rules.


#84718 10/29/02 02:23 AM
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Anybody remember an old movie name of Our Man in Havana ?

There was a checkers game between the vacuum cleaner salesman about to be deported as a spy (Alec Guinness) and the Jefe de Havana Police (Ernie Kovacs) with the pieces being miniatures of light or dark rum. When you jumped a piece you had to drink it.

The relative skills of the players very quickly ceased to be of significance...

It's one of a small number of movies better than their progenitor books.



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