King Lothar, exiled king of Romania, is known throughout the western world as a great philanthropist. He recently played in a worldwide-charity golfing event in which eight-person teams would compete at various golf courses, with their scores compared via satellite. The King and his team were in first place, coming in at one over par. But their hopes for the championship were dashed by the team playing at the Pair of Dice Casino's course; as was reported to the king via cell phone, "They played Pair of Dice and put up a par, King Lot."


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