Maurice - I omitted my own words of welcome, having been carried away into providing corroborative detail for your otherwise - um, er - I mean your excellent narrative, by the foul implication by certain Chicago gansters that your story was less than veracious!

So let me extend it to you now, having sampled your posts, which are as nutritious as Wheat and, whilst they maintain such quality, need have no fear of being Shredded.