Reminds me of the story of the fellow who came home from a poker game at 3 AM and shook his wife. "Wake up, wake up, you have to pack your bags."

"Why? asked his wife a tad groggily.

The fellow responded, "I lost you in a poker game!"

The wife was fully awake now. "How the hell did you do that?"

"It wasn't easy," the man replied, "I had to fold a full house."


TEd