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Old series of jokes. Favorite of USn school boys.
How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator?
How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator?
The Lion called a conference of the animals. Everybody came except the Elephant. Why didn't the Elephant come?
A group of Great White Hunters came upon a crocodile infested river. The bridge was out and the nearest bridge was 100 miles away. They desperately needed to get across the river today. How did they do it?
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hmmm. I used to be an USn schoolboy, and I teach 5-8 grade now, and I don't remember that one...
but it does remind me of the other old goodie:
how do you get down off an elephant?
formerly known as etaoin...
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that was my Dad's favorite...
Silly, silly, you can't get down of an elephant, down comes off a goose!
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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door.
How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator?
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How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door.
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How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door.
Horrorshow! Now:
The Lion called a conference of the animals. Everybody came except the Elephant. Why didn't the Elephant come?
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Forced celibacy because he was in the refrigerator?
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Forced celibacy
Minus one hundred points for introducing adult content into a harmless children's riddle game.
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I was reading about my latest object of obsession (elephants)
... don't tell me ... it was a picture book of elephant graveyards?
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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
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