I never metaplasm I didn't like...
maybe that should be a nuclear physicist I'm paraphrasing

or perhaps a phlebotomist... not to be confused with a lobotomist who presumably would remove more than plasm and blood

I guess I've been influenced by the Halloween season
phlebotomist.... Vampire
lobotomist... Dr. Frankenstein

But I suppose it's appropriate for a post titled feBOOary