Beaver Cleaver (capitalized here for a reason)

OMIGOD! That had never, never occurred to me! and now reminds me at once of a British kid's programme I heard about, set on a ship, that had, among its cast of characters, a Seaman Staines and a Master Bates...

I am soooo naive sometimes.

and hey, WO'N, you forgot to rhyme me, too.