...or is a smelted mullet a cross-bred fish, a chimeric creature that spends part of its life in the water, part on ice (playing hockey in the NHL), and part behind the wheel of a Camaro?

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Alex, I wonder how many folks outside of us good ol' boys are gonna know what a mullet hairdo is??

May I recommend http://www.mulletsgalore.com to all the coldnecks out there, and especially the hilarious classification section. It may be a little on the blue side (but not terribly so), so the more delicate members of our community should be forewarned.