Original English Text:
Able was I ere I saw Elba.

In the measurement it could, before which you saw the Elbe.


In the measurement it could, before that you that you saw the Elbe.



Original English Text:
It was hands down the best tractor pull I had seen in ages.

Translated back to English:
The feeding of the traction of the tractor was the more better possible hands avalent, when it had seen in the age.