Ego wall – one's mother, through which no insults nor reality shall pass
Golden ghetto – where the trustafarians live
Hillbilly heroin – ketamine
Wallet biopsy – the unconscious calculations of an upwardly mobile woman on her first date
Metrosexual – the self obsessed intricate couplings of the modern urban twentysomething
Anus envy – the implausible hatred some straight men have towards out and proud queers
Bed blocker – unpleasant side effects of a new cholestoral pill
Bridezilla – the remake of the sequel to the prequel of the remake of a classic b movie ( think Hong Kong New York fusion, New Kong)
Big hair house – 'mainstream-drag' house music, as extemporised by G.A.Y nightclub and similar
Bozo explosion – MTV generation spawning their own little beavis and buttheads
Trustafarian – bedreaded boys and girls whose alternative lifestyle is funded by daddy's trust fund