Just imagine for a moment a huge body of reporters following you around, hanging onto every word you speak. Don't you believe that once in a while--even in a near-eternally long while--one of them might catch you in a blooper?

And, should that happen in this make-believe world of fame you're now standing in, wouldn't it be embarrassing to find yourself quoted here on AWAD for each of us to laugh at!?

There's something to be said for anonymity...