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How many words in the English language rhyme with "bagel"? I'm not talking Ogden Nash rhymes.
I can only come up with "finagle."
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Um....Beyond "finagle," all I could come up with was "Kegel" - as in the Kegels exercises women do to keep the floor of the vagina toned. And I don't think there's ever just one Kegel - I think the exercises are referred to as "Kegels."
Come to think of it, the word might even be pronounced "Keegels" - in which case it doesn't even approximately rhyme with "bagel."
In short: I don't know!
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Welcome, Littljoe!  An intriguing way to inveigle your way onto the board!  Stick around for awhile, I'm sure there's more where these came from! Tough one.
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Makes me think of Monty Python's Philosopher's Drinking Song, Littljoe [Hi BTW]:
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
Changing the consonant is, of course, a cop-out, but otherwise it looks like you're stuck with other words derived from related language groups - which are mostly names in this case.
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well there is the old joke, If sea gulls fly of the sea, what flies over the bay?
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bagels, of course!
the e in bagels is a schwa, and gulls (or at least how we NY'ers say gulls) does rhyme.
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we eat ham and jam and spamalot!
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Inveigle. That's a good one! Thank you.
As for "kegel," during my experience as an expectant mother it was pronounced "keegle." Of course, the same nurses also insisted on saying "san-timeter" for "centimeter," so who knows.
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we eat ham and jam and spamalot! Such good taste.
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There once was a woman named Hegel
Who exercised there a la Kegel
She practised at length
And so grew her strength
... ... ... ... a bagel
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There once was a woman named Hegel
Who exercised there a la Kegel
She practised at length
And so grew her strength
Dialectically creating a bagel
I will never live this down.
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