Bill,

Your birthday card from me is one I recently sent to an uncle, whose tastes are not entirely dissimilar to your own . It depicts a Humpty Dumpty clone lying in bed with a big grin on his face, arms behind head, smoking a cigarette. Sitting on the other side of the bed is a partially-clad chicken with a fowl expression on her face.

Caption: "An age-old question was resolved in under 5 minutes".


Happy birthday.