Darn pesky aluminum siding salesman, sorry I'm late but that guy wouldn't shut up talking. Let's see, where was I before I was so rudely interrupted?...
...oh yeah it seems that Pal Fal has asked a tangent while I was gone, Ok Mr. Faldage the answer is -
W.C. Fields called Mae West "My Little Chickadee" not once but twice, when they were on the train headed west to be married. Have you forgotten?

Ok, now I can return to explaining the many interesting aspects of Water Tables to Wordwind.
You know...sometimes fate intervenes, the aluminum siding salesman (whose name was Van) gave me a hint as to how to explain complicated earth science processes to females. Van said...
"Women think in little packages, I understand nothing about the way their minds work. They put every subject into an envelope, label it and it's finished...little packages...little packages."Actually Van was quoting the 19th century painter Edgar Degas, but it gave me an idea as to how to format my
Water Table talk to insure an effective transfer of information.
I will go now and write it up and return posthaste.