Here are a few more...

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges (or used-up bicycles).

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. (probably a guy )

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak