that's Pondial rather than Cross-Pondial

Sorry, in Pulga v. Floh (Sup. Ct. Lud. Fls. 8th Dist. 08/01/02) it was determined that simple addition of clarifying adjectives without altering the intended meaning was insufficient to support a defense against a charge of aggravated liver chopping.

Now if it's nits you want, I see a Boddington's Pub Ale and a couple of others that I can't identify but which are most definitely not BudweiserŽ.