Waiting On Godot, the story of a mysterious stranger who arrives at a restaurant, announces that he is in a hurry because he is supposed to meet two guys later in the evening, but then can't make up his mind as to what to order.

...and presumably he never quite makes up his mind, hence never leaves the restaurant, and never gets around to meeting Vladimir and Estragon?

Why, that's brilliant, Alex! Bravo!


(Tom Stoppard, eat your heart out)
Rosencrantz and who?!