Granddaddy Percy's pigs were fed every day with "pig slops," too. And, yes, we "slopped" the pigs. Pig slop had a nice, fresh kind of scent since it was put out right after a meal had been eaten. I liked pouring the bucket out over the pig trough when I was a little girl because those pigs seemed to get so much enjoyment grunting their happy little continuous grunts over what I'd poured out for them. We, too, added milk to the pig slops. Nobody ever said, "Soo-ee," however. We just said, "Here, pig, pig, pig..."

I think we're ready for another round of Hogwash. Where is that tsuwm? "Oh, tsuwm? Soo-ee....? Tsuuuuuu---uwmeeeeeee?"