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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 another giggle - Truly Amazing Anagrams #76336 07/17/02 07:49 PM Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 833 Eastern Ontario, Canada M modestgoddess OP old hand OP modestgoddess old hand M Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 833 Eastern Ontario, Canada Some of you may have seen some (or all!) of these before - my cousin sent them to me and how I laughed at some of them! Truly Amazing Anagrams: *** David Ginola Vagina dildo Teddy Sheringham Teddy Minge rash Ossie Ardiles Arse is soiled Diego Maradona O dear, I'm a gonad Tony Blair PM I'm Tory plan B Virginia Bottomley I'm an evil Tory bigot Michael Heseltine Elect him, he's alien David Mellor Dildo marvel Dame Agatha Christie I am a right death case The Metropolitan Police Force I'm fellatio, the erect porno cop Benson and Hedges NHS been a godsend Selina Scott Elastic snot Mel Gibson Big melons Gloria Estefan Large fat noise Chris Rea Rich arse Martina Navratilova Variant rival to a man Gabriela Sabatini Insatiable airbag Irritable Bowel Syndrome O my terrible drains below Evangelist Evil's Agent The Morse Code Here Come Dots Mother-in-law Woman Hitler Semolina Is No Meal A Decimal Point I 'm a Dot in Place Eleven plus two Twelve plus one President Clinton, of the USA To copulate, he finds interns And a final one .... Motorway Service Station I eat coronary vomit stews. Let us go in peace to love and serve the board. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: another giggle - Truly Amazing Anagrams #76337 07/17/02 09:23 PM Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 6,511 lower upstate New York AnnaStrophic Carpal Tunnel AnnaStrophic Carpal Tunnel Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 6,511 lower upstate New York I don't know who a lot of those people are, but. Seen this? http://wordsmith.org/anagram/hof.html Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: another giggle - Truly Amazing Anagrams #76338 07/18/02 01:31 AM Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 833 Eastern Ontario, Canada M modestgoddess OP old hand OP modestgoddess old hand M Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 833 Eastern Ontario, Canada thanks for that - more good anagrams! No, I don't know who some of them are either. However, some of them, though unknown to me, still make me chuckle - like the "I am a gonad" one. Guess I'm deeply in touch with my inner 12-year-old boy! Let us go in peace to love and serve the board. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: another giggle - Truly Amazing Anagrams #76339 07/18/02 02:53 PM Joined: May 2000 Posts: 679 Somewhere outside New York R Rubrick addict Rubrick addict R Joined: May 2000 Posts: 679 Somewhere outside New York David Ginola - Long-haired foppish French guy adored by English girls and 'the face' of Head and Shoulders. I think he also plays football (soccer) Teddy Sheringham - ah, this guy does play football because he's a pug-faced cockney (and therefore useless for modelling) who has about as much chance of getting a snog as a baboon's arse. He can finish, though.... Oh, he also plays for England but I wouldn't hold that against him. Ossie Ardiles - One of the greatest footballer's of our time. He won the world cup in 1978 with Argentina and then went on to a very successful playing career in England with Tottenham Hotspur. For some reason he mistakenly thought that he could transfer this success to managing the club. He is now on the 'where are they now?' list. Diego Maradona - The greatest living footballer (not counting Pele and Garrincha of Brazil) who won the world cup with Argentina in 1986 and scored a beaut of a goal against England (well, two actually). The other with his, ahem, head. He is now competing with Elvis for the title of most drugged-out, overweight has-been of the century. Tony Blair PM - The President of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Like the last paragraph of Animal Farm you could look at him and then at Margaret Thatcher and damn me if you could tell the difference. Virginia Bottomley - Ah, yes. She used to be the Tory (Conservative) minister for health in John Major's cabinet. She single-handedly managed to turn the NHS into what it isn't today. She's very popular with the elderly, ill, unions, nurses, doctors, pensioners - just about everyone, really. But then again, maybe I've been misinformed. Michael Heseltine - Some mad bugger who managed to get into Margaret Thatcher's government and, within a few weeks, declared war on Argentina. Funnily enough, he wasn't sacked for this and John Major even thought he was worth keeping for his cabinet. Mad, mad, MAD! David Mellor - Another Tory MP with the same looks as Teddy Sheringham but not half the playing skill. Infamously caught in a three-in-a-bed tryst in the early '90s he resigned his post and moved to the back-benches. When he lost his seat he became a football commentator (Hells Bells!). The Metropolitan Police Force - The British police operatic society. Benson and Hedges - a not very funny comedy partnership who'll have you gagging. Selina Scott - a former TV newsreader and interviewer who's been boughed quite a bit (geddit?) Mel Gibson - A right tulip Gloria Estefan - Miami vice Chris Rea - a Geordie musician who's actually quite good live. Pity you can't understand much of what he says. Martina Navratilova - Ugh! Gabriela Sabatini - Another Argentinian (how do they all get in here?). A great tennis player and a looker. Like a cross between Navratilova and Kournikova. President Clinton, of the USA - The last President of the USA, apparently. He has a penchant for saxophones and cigars but doesn't necessarily use them for what they were meant. Edited to include a def for RC as requested below..... Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: another giggle - Truly Amazing Anagrams #76340 07/18/02 09:23 PM Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 R RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah R Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 I love your explanations, Rube! But your entry re: T. B. PM surprised me - surprised you bothered to type his name - is he really worth the effort? (For those who still want to know, I think he's Lionel Blair's relative.) Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: another giggle - Truly Amazing Anagrams #76341 07/19/02 08:00 AM Joined: May 2000 Posts: 679 Somewhere outside New York R Rubrick addict Rubrick addict R Joined: May 2000 Posts: 679 Somewhere outside New York But your entry re: T. B. PM surprised me - surprised you bothered to type his name - is he really worth the effort? Happy to oblige ya, RC! See above for the latest defs.... Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: another giggle - Truly Amazing Anagrams #76342 07/19/02 09:30 AM Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 1,346 Sussex, England F FishonaBike veteran FishonaBike veteran F Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 1,346 Sussex, England See above for the latest defs.... Love 'em, Rube! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: another giggle - Truly Amazing Anagrams #76343 07/20/02 01:17 PM Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 R RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah RhubarbCommando Pooh-Bah R Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,204 Many thanks, Rube, for a masterly definition, indeed. The only significant difference bewteen TB and MT is that she is marginally prettier! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: another giggle - Truly Amazing Anagrams #76344 07/21/02 08:00 PM Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 11,613 Louisville, Kentucky Jackie Carpal Tunnel Jackie Carpal Tunnel Joined: Mar 2000 Posts: 11,613 Louisville, Kentucky Here's one for Helen Clark: HACKER NELL. (Hi, CK.) Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: another giggle - Truly Amazing Anagrams #76345 07/21/02 09:05 PM Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 742 Akina S sjm old hand sjm old hand S Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 742 Akina >Here's one for Helen Clark: HACKER NELL. (Hi, CK.) Unfortunately, the chairman of the Wellingborough branch of the Helen Clark fan club missed a fine performance last week. The usually unflappable premiere was asked some very thoughtful questions by NZ's most intelligent TV interviewer, and responded by completely losing her rag, describing the gentleman interrogator the next day as "that little prick". Very entertaining stuff. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 Moderated by  Jackie  Hop To General Topics ------  Information and announcements  Q&A about words  Wordplay and fun  Words and languages in schools  Miscellany  Weekly Themes  Looking for (writers, speakers,... (Old) Weekly themes. 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