It is the sheer speciousness of the reasoning, the absolute effrontery of whoever promulgated it in making such an elegant attempt to fool people, that attracts me.

The shame, the shame! How can we ever trust you again, Rhuby? You think our tremendous faith in your academic credentials is merely something to be toyed with, don't you?

I'll bet you haven't even got that Oxford doctorate you keep going on about.

Humph and humph again.