ALL BETS ARE OFF THIS GAME IS CLOSED. The Hogmaster is further instructed to destroy all definitions pertinent to the corrupted game by burning them to ashes in a metal stove and to send a formal note of apology to the person whose definition was defamed.

dear ___,

boy, you really had me fooled. I had no clue that you were milum.


[how's *that* for a cheap shot]