Reminds me of the storyof the pretty lady who was walking through her neighborhood when she saw a garden with the most beautiful shiny red tomatoes she'd ever seen. She asked the guy how he did it. He laughed and said, "Oh, I just come out at night and expose myself to them. They blush really red, don't you think?"

The pretty lass said perhaps she'd try that. A couple of weeks later she walked by the guy's house again and he asked her how her tomatoes were doing. "Not getting red like your," she replied, "but you should see my cucumbers."


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