But sex doesn't rot your teeth.

but but but....how do you GET to the sex, without the candy or the liquor coming first?! (no pun intended)

unless, TEd, you are that naughty man who goes into a bar and keeps asking women, "Hey, wanna *#@%?" and getting drinks thrown in his face until he finds one who says, "Sure, why not..." - in which case there would, presumably, be no need for candy or liquor (apart from however much she had already independently consumed)....



Let us go in peace to love and serve the board.