Ted:But sex doesn't rot your teeth.
The Commnado:You've lead a sheltered life, TEd

My, oh my, that puts a total new light on english dental practices and oral hygene... i thought i knew all there was to know about some things.. but now i will be forced to take lessons from the Commando... i knew i should have snuck into his room one night!

drats! well there is always next year!
Please, sir, i would like to register for a private tutoral.