assignee assurance - A last will and testament.
conditional confarreation - We're getting married only if it's a bumper wheat crop this year.
daycoach deadfall - Having your sleeper car hide-a-bed close and lock while your still in it.
fumulus funk - That odor which causes everyone over 6 foot tall to leave the room.
hiemal high fidelity - Listening to all your old records because it's too frickin' cold outside to do anything else.
moonrise moratorium - Neverending nights of only starlight.
security seed - A spermbank investment.
turnsole tutelary - Relying on your sunflower patch to watch your kids.
whoopee widgeon - Feeling really ducky.
(F+W 1971)