WW's Nursie
You please take good care of your word (sorry, I mean ward). There is a chance that she will be sainted (sorry, GOD, I am not religious and would not know the right term that the people in the know would use), for having solved "the dilemma" at AWADtalk. You see, once "they" see what happened to her, they will know it is not worth their sanity to go on.
Because you nursed her, it doesn't matter whether it is for just an hour or longer, you will surely get your 15 minutes of fame, once she is sainted. There will be interviews and photographs.
And here's a tip: take notes, pictures, record everything she says. I can see a book there.
And could you please relay the following message to her , (she has some moments of normalcy, doesn't she?):
WW,I have a feeling you are thinking what I am thinking. And all I could say is DOH or is it DUH!