Dear One Who Is Known as "God":

We cannot get Wordwind down for the night. She keeps spitting out the tranquilizers. She says she will not swallow them until she knows whether you are a standup comedian, too. She keeps repeating the names of her standup favorites over and over, while hooting:

Dr. Bill!
Keiva!
Consuelo!
Of Troy!

She's about to drive me mad myself.

Please answer her question--she is rolling on the floor now, howling in anticipation, laughing out, "I'll bet he's better than Jay Leno!"

Bedlam regards,
WW's Nursie