Please excuse me, ladies and gentlemen of your favorite station, WI&A, but I would like to report that the person who was known as "Wordwind" in this institution has now officially gone crazy.
As she sat in front of her computer screen, knowing full well she should have been upstairs in bed nursing her poor bruised rib from a fall over a pillow last night (and, no, it was NOT of troy's pillow!), she came across this thread and began to read it.
At that point she was barely holding on to her last thread of sanity. Her aged father sat nodding peacefully in his chair across from her. Then she began to read this thread. Out from her lips burst one big laugh, followed by another and then another! Finally, she could not stop laughing. Her father, awake and alarmed by now from the laughter pouring out of his obviously deranged daughter, said, "What's the matter with you?" She blurted out, "Oh, this has become just too funny! These people on the word bbbbbbbboaaarrrrd!---hahahahahahahaha!" He said, "I'm going to bed." He shrugged his shoulders, and you could tell he felt he had lost his daughter forever.
Wordwind will be committed to a hospital in Richmond that specifically treats those who cannot stop laughing. If you care to send flowers, her favorite color is pink. Presently she has duct tape across her mouth, but her body is mightily shaking with the laughter the men in the white jackets are trying to suppress.
Bedlam regards,
WW's Nursie
