Dear dodyskin: I searched for "Scottish minging" and found a dozen sites, none of which dealt with 'the promised land." But I did find one that was both scatological as well as pudendal:

>I'm most pleased that you have started saying the
>quant old Scottish term 'shite', as it was me that
>used it often on the Scottish Unbroken site. Please
>try to spread this word as much as possible - here are
>some more: doss cunt (a stupid cunt); dobber (a cock);
>radge (a faggot);ned (a stupid arsehole); jobby (a
>shite); minging/honking (stinking). Thanks.