La Cucaracha, la Cucaracha

Ah yes, my Spanish is flawless:

The Cockroach, the Cockroach,
There no querysome lorries.
Why not hold? Why does the falter?
Mary Jane who smokes.

In other words:
C'mon Bill, give us non-linguistic Limeys (who thought we only needed one language) a chance!

Pezcyclado

P.S. Alternatively - Hola consuelo! Ya there?