dodyskin, i am just a bit sensitive now about even semi rude limricks that do nothing but disparage woman, for doing the same thing a man considers a neat feat.

statawomans started with an original and with hard to ryhme words.. lets see what you can do.

Many a man has sown a wild oats
and about them, he's happy to boast
such sexist remarks
now days cause sparks
keep them up, and your name is toast

double standards for respect are old hat
Modern women and men know that,
materity now is choice
Woman have raised their voice
and an era of new respect, begat.

So abandon your old tired ryhmes
that speak of less democratic times
Make limricks a new
Pen your own, one or two.
and create some new paradigms.