how about this parody of a steve lawrence song..

Go Away

Go away littl boy, go away little boy
I don't want to be posting here with you
I know that your words are cruel,
But they're just the words of a fool
You belong somewhere else, so why don't you go?

Oh, go away, little boy Go away, little boy.
It's hurtin' me more each minute that you delay.
Each post makes me heave
So why don't you leave?
So, go away, little boy, leave without any delay.

Go away. Please don't stay.
It'll never work out.
You'll be hound you for sure,
Till it's to much to endure
So, go away, little boy.
Call it a day, little boy. Oh, please, go away, little boy,
just leave by the end of the day.