One of the reasons that men and women cannot get along is that most men see only red, green, blue, black, and brown. Stop lights are red. Go lights are green. Police lights are blue. Night is black. Poop is brown. Men are pretty basic, you see. Puce? Mauve? Taupe? Chartueuse? Men don't talk this way! Now, I'm goin' back to my cave to chew mastodon bones.